The Detroit Lions 2009 Schedule

I received this funny email this morning, and because it relates to sports I had to post it on here. I hope you laugh as hard as I did when I first read it.

2009 LIONS SCHEDULE

September
13………………… Taft Junior High School
20………………….Cub Scout Troop #101
27………………… Detroit Blind Academy

October
04…………………Spanish American War Vets
11…………………Crippled Children’s Home
18……………….. Eloise Mental Hospital
25…………………Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
01………………… Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08…………………Fraser Boys Choir
15…………………Korean Vets
22………………… National Hospital Pastoral Ministers
26……………….. Great Lakes Synchronized Swimming Team

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME

December
08………………..Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club

** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 – When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
2 – When playing the Blind Academy, the Lions mu st not hide the football under their jerseys.

** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 – A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 – The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 – The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 – The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 – The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **

The Detroit Lions will be changed to the ” Detroit Tampons” as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

So as you can see someone is very creative and has a great sense of humor. I am actually to see what the real schedule is like